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~ Vladimir Savchuk
I’m going to let God fix it. If I fix it, I’m going to jail!
~ Unknown
Try Jesus. If you don’t like him, the devil will take you back.
~ Church sign.
I want to be so full of Christ that if a mosquito bites me, he flies away singing, “There’s power in the blood.”
































Which Bible character was the best musician?
Samson — he brought the house down.
The Sunday School teacher asks the children to draw Christmas pictures. She goes over to one student and sees he’s drawn a picture of four people on an airplane.“
What is this?” she asked.
“Mary and Joseph and Baby Jesus on a flight to Egypt,” he says.
“Well… who’s the fourth person?”
“That’s Pontius, the pilot.”
Who is the greatest babysitter mentioned in the Bible? David. He rocked Goliath to sleep.



